Looking For A Preemie Friend Who Isn’t Paige

First Name: Cole
Nick Name: Squirmy Wormy
Gender: Male
Body Type: Small but robust
Height: Around 2 feet
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Not much
Ethnicity: White
Sense of Humor: I’ll go 12 hours without eating because I like driving my parents nuts!
TV Watching: Meet The Press with Tim Russert
Do you smoke?: Don’t know, never looked (yeah baby!)
Drugs: I like to dabble in the occasional diuretic. Sometimes I like to top it off with a little Zantac. Of course I’m still hooked on the Poly Vi Sol. I’m also a workout fiend, so of course I love them roids!
Favorite Food: Enfamil Formula combined with Enfacare ready to feed with a dash of Polycose for energy
Living Situation: I share a room with my sister (seperate beds though!)
Has Kids?: Not yet
Education: NICU graduate
Employment Status: Mooching off of parents
Occupation: Part-time baby, part-time crier, full-time flirter, oh yeah!
Income: My daddy pays me 10 cents for every ounce I drink. Today I’m up to 50 cents.
Political Views: You can’t spell George W Bush without W.
Astrology: Capricorn
Languages: Cooing
Interests: I’m really into standing. The world looks bigger when I’m on my own two feet. Oh, I also like to headbutt people when they aren’t paying attention to me. Got that?
Favorite Movie: I definitely like Look Who’s Talking Too Don’t get me started on Look Who’s Talking Now (talking dogs, yeah right), but my all time favorite is Zoolander
Pet Peeve: I hate it when we are going to a doctor’s appointment and we have to park in a parking garage and there is a big F-250 truck in front of us who tries to fit their truck into every space they see instead of just driving up a couple of floors where are all the open spots are; where they eventually end up parking.
Comments: I love to laugh and smile. So you definitely would have to have a sense of humor. And no fart jokes because I get enough of that from my sister. I’m really into hot twin preemies (hehe).