Cole here: I am in desperate need of a new roommate. I would like a roommate that does not babble and discuss her lack of clothes, possible hairstyles, and cravings at the wee hours of the morning while I am trying to get my much needed sleep to grow and be strong. I would like a roommate that does not want to eat every four hours even during the night as I can go all night without waking up once hungry. My current roommate (while I should mention that she is adorable and has a fantastic personality– even at 3:30am she cracks the funniest jokes) has a completely different sleep schedule than me. I should mention that I am willing to wait four or five months for a possible roommate. Perhaps this time I will co-habitate with another guy.
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Too funny:)
Cole…One of my 3 little guys here who would LOVE to have you as a roomate, as the other 2 could keep Paige company!!!
Hey Cole. You don’t know me, but my mom has *talked* to your dad about our eating issues. I would love to be your roommate. I have been wanting to get rid of my housemates for a while now. I could sleep through the night too except every time I move the smallest muscle or make any sound, one of them is shoving a bottle in my face. They still think I eat better when I am sleepy. There isn’t any time to eat during the day…way too much playing to do. You HAVE to teach me the surf board move! Maybe we could move into our own apartment! Then we both could avoid the feeding tube talks and there wouldn’t be anyone to counting every stinkin cc we eat!! But then we’d probably miss our puppies…hey they could live with us too! We’d have a great time.
Your friend,
Caleb